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Memorable Quotations:
Volume 2
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| High Fidelity | Hot Shots! Part Deux | Lake Placid |
| Man With Two Brains, The | Monty Python's Life Of Brian | Monty Python's Meaning Of Life |
| Mystery Men | Naked Gun, The |
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| Rob: Do I listen to pop music
because I'm miserable? Or am I miserable because I listen
to pop music? Rob: Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains. |
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| [Addressing
a room of Japanese businessmen.] Tug: It seems only yesteray that I was strafing so many of your houses. Today I'm asking you not to make such damn good cars. Topper: These men have a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them... |
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| Lake Placid (1999) | |
| [On
whether crocodiles can swim across oceans] Hank: I've never heard of crocodiles swimming that far. Hector: Yeah, they conceal information like that in books. |
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| Man With Two Brains, The (1983) | |
| Dr.
Michael Hfuhruhurr:
The only time we doctors should accept death is when it's
caused by our own incompetence! Dr. Necessiter: Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it. |
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| Monty Python's The Life Of Brian (1979) | |
| Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean
People's Front? Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea! [A line of prisoners files past a jailer.] Jailer: Crucifixion? Prisoner 1: Yes. Jailer: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner.] Crucifixion? Prisoner 2: Er, no, freedom actually. Jailer: What? Prisoner 2: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. Jailer: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then. Prisoner 2: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really. Jailer: Oh yes, very good. Well... Prisoner 2: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. |
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| Monty Python's Meaning Of Life (1983) | |
| Father: The mill's closed. There's no
more work. We're destitute. Children: Ohhhhh. Father: I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for medical experiments. |
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| Mystery Men (1999) | |
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Shoveler: We've got
a blind date with Destiny -- and it looks like she's
ordered the lobster. The Sphinx: We are number one! All others are number two, or lower. The Shoveler: We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering. |
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| Lt. Frank
Drebin: When I see five
weirdos stabbing a guy in broad daylight, I shoot the
bastards. That's my policy. Mayor: That was a Shakespeare In The Park production, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones! Lt. Frank Drebin: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. |
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