Celebrity News*
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Belle and Sebastian demonised by American media
Tindersticks rise to 'club singer' accusations with Vic Reeves duet
Crispian Mills' campaign of hate... against himself
John Peel to play obscure record
Slipknot tribute band wanted
At The Drive-In reveal fear of train-trapped tresses
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Dido's drinks table diversion
Nic Cage buys planet
Woody Allen's groundbreaking new movie
Silverstone spurns sustenance
Dragnet joins the dark side