|  | The Housemartins 'Now That's What I Call Quite Good' | 
| Released | 1987 | 
| Other Releases | London 0, Hull 4 | 
| Album Summary | Who would have predicted the evolution of The Beautiful South from a group who will forever be remembered as Hull's most mediocre export? Boasting Fatboy Slim on bass guitar, The Housemartins had one blistering single in the form of 'Happy Hour', followed by a shedload of flaccid MOR, culminating in the execrable 'Caravan Of Love' at the end of '86. A B-sides and demos "Best Of " doesn't sound such a good idea now, does it? | 

You know you're getting old when
 The
        idea of going in a moshpit actually scares you
 The
        idea of going in a moshpit actually scares you It
        suddenly occurs to you that at least three-quarters of
        the music played on Peel is shite
 It
        suddenly occurs to you that at least three-quarters of
        the music played on Peel is shite
 Your
        mistrust of goths/punks/metallers morphs into an open and
        uncontrollable fear
 Your
        mistrust of goths/punks/metallers morphs into an open and
        uncontrollable fear
 You
        don't recognise anyone on Top of the Pops
 You
        don't recognise anyone on Top of the Pops
 And
        find yourself wondering if they are boys or girls
 
And
        find yourself wondering if they are boys or girls
 You
        go out clubbing, but have to stop dancing when you get a
        stitch
 You
        go out clubbing, but have to stop dancing when you get a
        stitch
 "What's
        wrong with a pipe and slippers?"
 "What's
        wrong with a pipe and slippers?"
 You
        develop a nostalgic longing for the golden age of Britpop
 You
        develop a nostalgic longing for the golden age of Britpop
 You
        want to tape Emmerdale but can't work out how to use the
        video recorder
 You
        want to tape Emmerdale but can't work out how to use the
        video recorder
 The
        Housemartins suddenly take on an importance in your life.
        Especially that lovely 'Caravan' song
 The
        Housemartins suddenly take on an importance in your life.
        Especially that lovely 'Caravan' song
Paul Heaton, take note.
